Comments on: Top 10 Funny Church Signs https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=top-10-funny-church-signs Exploring the intersection between personal faith and public life. Wed, 04 Jul 2012 06:05:33 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.4 By: Charles Willams https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-6920 Wed, 04 Jul 2012 06:05:33 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-6920 Theses are off actual church signs ( I have th pictures to prove it)

Yahwah wants full custody not weekend visitations
If you can’t stand the heat you better plan to avoid it
Rapture – the separation of church and state
If you think it’s hot here imagine hell
Be an organ donor –give your heart to Yahwah
Count your blessings not sheep
Do you really want your children to be just like you – keep praying
Dusty bibles lead to dusty lives
Gossip is the toxic waste of small towns and minds – don’t do it
Halloween is a trick – church is a treat
Honk if you love Yahwah – text while you’re driving if you want to meet him now!
I was here first – Yahwah
It’s unlikely the wages of sin will be reduced
Keep using my name in vain and I’ll make the trains longer – Yahwah
Keep you words sweet – you may have to eat them
Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color
Love is kind & not puffed up. How’s your love life?
No Bunny loves you like Yahwah
Pandamania – where Yahwah is crazy about you
Pray until something happens
Rapture is the way to fly
Stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell
The party in hell has been cancelled due to fire
We’re not Dairy Queen but we have great Sundays
Without the bread of life you’re toast

]]> By: clickyhere https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-6718 Wed, 28 Mar 2012 10:13:17 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-6718 I’ll right away seize your rss as I can’t in finding your e-mail subscription link or newsletter service. Do you have any? Please let me recognize in order that I may just subscribe. Thanks.

]]> By: Dr. Bruce https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-5361 Wed, 20 Apr 2011 01:51:58 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-5361 In reply to Al Eddy.

Thanks dude. Be blessed.

]]> By: Al Eddy https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-5346 Mon, 18 Apr 2011 18:02:35 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-5346 Love your web site and signed up for yoour feed.

]]> By: Funny Church Signs https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-3436 Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:57:35 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-3436 Classic signs! Some of them are funny, but others are just downright concerning. As an atheist, it bothers me when I see manipulative signs geared toward using things like ‘scare tactics’ to make people feel bad for being a ‘non believer.’

]]> By: @theists®us https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-3364 Mon, 07 Feb 2011 18:02:57 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-3364 BTW, please feel free to use the above ideas as you wish. I release any and all rights that I may have–or whatever it is I’m supposed to say, and if Bill Engvall complains to your church about the “here’s your sign” one, tell him to talk to management ;-)

]]> By: @theists®us https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-3363 Mon, 07 Feb 2011 17:52:41 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-3363 Suggestions: “I’ll be damned if there is a God” – Atheist / “BRB” – Jesus / (next 2 best as a billboards) “Need proof that I exist? Heeer’s your sign.”
(text message format) A(theist) i dnt blv n u. – God) 4real? – A.) yep – God) g0 2 h311 – A.) 4real? – God) yep – A.) WTF!? – Jesus) ROFL u g0t PWN3D
(One I saw) “GPS broken? Find direction inside.”
We atheists have ungodly senses of humor :-p

]]> By: Kristy https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-1635 Mon, 20 Sep 2010 16:51:30 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-1635 Jesus wanted spirtual fruits not religous nuts!!!!

]]> By: Stephen Buck https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-69 Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:41:07 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-69 “D” is for Darwin, disillusionment, and disbelief.

]]> By: 2012 Doomsday Predictions https://www.faithandfacts.com/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-68 Wed, 13 Jan 2010 08:07:02 +0000 http://www.faithandfacts.com/2008/02/19/top-10-funny-church-signs/#comment-68 Nice articles.. there are some creative sayings there on how to attract people :)

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