Top 10 Funny Church Signs
Posted on February 19th, 2008 by Dr.Bruce
“The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.”
“Under same management for over 2000 years”
“Soul food served here.”
“Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!”
“Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church.”
“Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!”
“Life has many choices, For Eternity, two. What’s yours?”
“Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.”
“A man’s character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash.”
“Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.”
If you have more funny church sayings, leave them in the comments and I will try to add them here later.
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I have seen only 1 one of the signs before, I hope to see the ones you’re talking about, it made me lmao.
Hmmmm… not the typical hilarious stuff for me but I don’t really know why it is B1? This makes me really think as I don’t have any idea why..
I am having a hard time understanding though I frequent the church and I am even active as a lector.. Hahha.. Did I miss so many things? I am only familiar with the same management for 2000 years.
Hey Jesus loves you so much, if you really want to be more savy in your bible learnings, and you want to possibly get more into your bible, then read it more and ask God our Lord Jesus Christ to reveal to you all the things that confuse you…even down to the things that seem soo small…like a missed joke..and he will reveal it to you
have a good day.
Never give the Evil a ride… Nice one
There are interesting sayings about god, churches, etc… There’s a funny idiom in Hungarian: “Megfogta az Isten lábát.”, meaning “He/she has caught the leg of God”. We say it for people who get rich or very lucky in a very short time, like when one wins the lottery or so…
I really like the truth decay sign. It is the only one I’ve seen before. The are all good and make me smile. The B1 sign is, well, so true!
Those are some good signs. It’s funny to see what some churches can come up with to put out front.
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One of the best signs I’ve seen on the church is; My last name is not ‘Damit’ – God
Some of those are pretty clever. And ILPT, read B1, as “be one”.
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We all know that God has to have a good sense of humor if He made us and we are still around. Signs such as these are geared to get attention and they do just that. My wife is sort of in charge of changing our marque on a regular basis and maybe she will be able to use a couple, if not all of these. Thanks for sharing. I wish I could think of some clever ones right now. Maybe later.
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I saw one that went something like this…
Lost? Try using your GPS! God’s Plan of Salvation
I really like the “Under same management for over 2000 years” sign. Very funny post. I wish my town had church signs like these.
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I really like the signs. With the exception of a couple which may sounds sacrilegious (like the “tithe if you love Jesus…”) I think, while funny, they are not even bad as Christian mottos. I am a sucker for ridiculous puns so I definitely like the prevent truth decay. If I was a priest I think I would give that one in my next homily
Not exactly rib tickling, but I suppose in the right moment they would cause a giggle…
nice blog man!
These are great. You might consider a dedicated page to religion based quotes. I get huge traffic on my psychology based quotes page.
“The best position is on your knees.”
“Staying in your bed while shouting ‘O God!’ every Sunday morning doesn’t count as going to church.”
I love the one that says, “Under same management for over 2000 years”
In business world the longer the organization is, the more dependable it is. Lol.
I’ve read one somewhere that sounds like this,
Try Jesus. If You Don’t Like Him the Devil Will Take You Back.
Wow these comments are so very funny. it is nice to see churches with a sense of humor.
i like this one most “Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.”!!!
Nice articles.. there are some creative sayings there on how to attract people
“D” is for Darwin, disillusionment, and disbelief.